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It’s more fun this way

November 30th, 2006 By dRfruitLOOP

Here’s a list of things I do not want for Christmas:

1. A Wii
2. Any Wii related objects
3. Any movies (just don’t)
4. Any music (really, just don’t)
5. Any books (who reads anymore?)
6. Any clothing (unless previously approved of)
7. A digital photo frame of any kind (I have a printer. The mere suggestion of this disgusts me)
8. A photo album (seriously, I have too many empty ones)
9. Anything that has been purchased in a best buy
10. Anything I have recently spoken kindly about in conversation. Much like a snowflake, I am beautiful and complex. Just because I told you I thought something was great does not actually mean I believe that anymore. Deviate from this point and your gift will be met only with the harshest criticism.

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