It’s more fun this way
Here’s a list of things I do not want for Christmas:
- A Wii
- Any Wii related objects
- Any movies (just don’t)
- Any music (really, just don’t)
- Any books (who reads anymore?)
- Any clothing (unless previously approved of)
- A digital photo frame of any kind (I have a printer. The mere suggestion of this disgusts me)
- A photo album (seriously, I have too many empty ones)
- Anything that has been purchased in a best buy
- Anything I have recently spoken kindly about in conversation. Much like a snowflake, I am beautiful and complex. Just because I told you I thought something was great does not actually mean I believe that anymore. Deviate from this point and your gift will be met only with the harshest criticism.
1 comment November 30th, 2006 By dRfruitLOOP